Slice ’N Dice Pizza Hatchet
A stainless steel pizza cutter with lumberjack energy. Chop your pie like you’re clearing a cheesy forest.
- Ax-traordinary precision. Built for people who like their slices even.
- Timber-rific grip. Ergonomic, non-slip handle that feels like a walk in the woods.
- Pizza lumberjack approved. Rocks through thick crusts with ease.
- Dish-axe-washer safe. Fine, just dishwasher safe. Toss it in.
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- Free shipping over $50
- 30-day returns
- As seen on GMA
Pairs with.
The pizza night crew. Chop, scrub, wipe, ice the wrist.
Size and specs
- Dimensions
- 10 x 4.25 x 0.75 in.
- Blade
- Stainless steel, razor sharp
- Handle
- Ergonomic, non-slip, pop-art print
- Care
- Dishwasher safe
- In the box
- 1 Slice ’N Dice pizza hatchet
- Also cuts
- Flatbreads, quesadillas, brownies
Shipping and returns
Orders over $50 ship free in the US. Changed your mind? Send it back within 30 days of delivery, unused and in the original packaging, and we’ll refund your original payment method. If it arrives damaged, we’ll make it right.
How to chop.
Three panels. No instruction manual. Okay, there is one, but it’s a comic.
- 1
Grip it like a lumberjack.
Wrap your hand around the handle. Flannel optional, confidence required.
- 2
Rock it through the crust.
The round stainless blade rolls, the hatchet shape does the drama.
- 3
Yell “timber.”
Technically optional. Socially, it’s expected at this point.
A lumberjack walks into a pizza shop.
Some people use a pizza cutter. We prefer dramatic solutions. Hit sound on for the full experience.
Ask the axe.
Real answers, light puns.
Is the blade actually sharp?
Yes. The round blade is stainless steel and very sharp, so treat it like any kitchen knife and store it away from little hands.
How big is it?
10 x 4.25 x 0.75 inches. Big enough to feel heroic, small enough for a utensil drawer with some elbow room.
Can it handle deep dish and thick crusts?
That’s its favorite. Rock the blade back and forth and it chops through thick crusts with ease.
Is it dishwasher safe?
Yes. Put it in the dishwasher and go take a victory lap.
Does it come ready to gift?
It ships in the pop-art comic box you see in the photos. Flip on “This is a gift” above to add a note and hide the price.
What if they don’t love it?
Returns are accepted within 30 days of delivery if it’s unused and in its original packaging. Damaged on arrival? We’ll make it right.
