Make the
mundane
magical.
Pop-art kitchen and sink goods with pun names and real jobs. Snail soap, pizza hatchets, peas that chill. Your sink just got a plot.
- Deals & Steals pick
- The Container Store
- Books-A-Million
Am I soap, or a lifestyle?
Fun guy, reporting for dish duty!
The gift guide.
Pick a person. We’ll pick the pun. Every panel opens the shop already filtered, so nobody has to scroll past a snail they didn’t ask for.
White elephant champs.
Steal-worthy gifts for the swap. Watch your coworkers fight over a snail.
See the steals Small and mighty
Stocking stuffers.
Pocket-size puns that fit right next to the candy cane.
Stuff a stocking Dad mode
For Dad.
Lumberjack energy, kitchen sized.
Shop Dad Mom approved
For Mom.
Makes her sink cuter than yours.
Shop Mom Slice of life
For the pizza person.
Chop it, scrub it, wipe the crumbs. The whole pizza night crew.
Feed the crew
The lineup.
Ten characters, one sink. Hover a panel to watch it work, or tap the play button on your phone.
Build-a-box.
Pick 3 or 4 characters and we pack them in a pop-art gift box. Three saves 10%, four saves 15%, and every box of 4 ships free.
The cast.
Issue #1 introduced The Grime Bandit, The Leafy Chronicles and Suds n’ Sprinkles. Issue #2 brings the whole sink to the page. The Bandit is back, and he is still very rude.
I don’t cut corners. I cut crusts.
Slow and steady cleans the race.
Give peas a chance.
I’m a fun guy. Ask the frying pan.
Donut worry about the dishes.
Prickly to grease. Sweet to pans.
Photosyn-thirst-sis. Look it up.
Mwah ha ha. Your dishes are mine.
Missed the origin story? Issue #1, The Chocolate Catalyst, is where the Everyday Objects universe begins.
Now showing.
A lumberjack walks into a pizza shop. The pizza did not stand a chance. Some people use a pizza cutter. We prefer dramatic solutions.
Press clippings.
The receipts. Real places, real shelves, one extremely famous snail.
Featured on Good Morning America’s Deals & Steals segment.
The crew moved into the organizing aisle. Fitting.
Right by the gifts, where the fun stuff lives.
TikTok views for Escar-Soap. The snail is handling fame well.
Letters to the editor.
Customer reviews are coming soon. Bought a character? Tell us how it’s settling in. Puns welcome, required even.
The fan club.
Get first dibs on new characters, the Issue #3 drop, and the puns that didn’t fit on the box.
- New characters before anyone else
- Early access to the next comic issue
- Members-only deals, a few times a year